![]() ![]() “The pellets are in the pantry, and if you can chop up some kale, maybe some banana, he’ll be all set.” I give her a grin. “Will you feed Vampire Bill for me when you get home?” I shrug and check my phone for the time-my break is almost over-and eat a few more bites of my burger. The man who falls for me will love my titlets.” “But in my stories, the heroine always has big boobs.” I twist my lips. ![]() “That’s not even a word! How do you come up with this stuff?” “With the cutlets stuffed in this contraption, everyone thinks I’m at least a solid B cup.” Thank you, magic brassiere.” I look around the room and lean in. “Underneath this vintage Buffy the Vampire Slayer shirt is a sixty dollar push-up bra. “At least you have boobs.” I wave at my chest area. “And back to Ryker…I’m not his type, so nope. I want to be able to talk to him in the future without picturing what you’re about to describe.” “All I can recall about him is this thing he did with his tongue-” ![]() Apparently, he was also at that party and can’t remember much of it.” She gets a faraway look on her face. ![]()
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